Hints
Yes, I know, this page looks mostly empty; but that's because the hints are intentionally camouflaged against the background. To read a hint, select the white text in front of a black dot, and it should magically become readable. The three hints for each puzzle, in order, are intended to apply as you've gotten progressively further into the puzzle, although your mileage may vary. (And feel free to e-mail me for hints as well if what you see on this page doesn't get you unstuck!)
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Create A New Mascot
Each block of text is very similar to another block of text findable on the internet; those blocks have something nontrivial in common.
The changes made to each block of text clue a member of a group of twelve items.
The changes made to some lines work differently than other lines; the arrangements of these lines is relevant to answer extraction.
Cut Back on Travel Costs
The three programs that move into new squares have codes attached to them; these codes should be applied to any letters you move into via these programs.
If you find your way through the maze and extract a one-word answer, you're only half done solving.
There are two valid program sequences, each of which uses a different exit and yields half the puzzle answer.
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The vertical strips can be placed in order so that clues read from left to right.
These clues have had a substitution applied in the spirit of the puzzle title; you need to undo that substitution before they'll make sense.
If you've got a final answer phrase, and you've made a substitution that introduces the name of a planet, try searching for a more specific replacement.
Invest In Real Estate
The lower-left corner (and generally the bottom of the grid) is a good place to start. Small and large numbers are also helpful.
This logic puzzle is admittedly hard (though possible!) to solve by pure logic; you may want to place patches experimentally and look for a combination that works.
The order the patches are initially presented on the page is relevant to answer extraction.
Network With Interesting Characters
These pictures comes from a lot of different sources... but not that many.
Group together the items from each source; the numbers will help you extract letters and those letters should yield a string relevant to the source.
Each source should yield a single letter, and the sources themselves should suggest an ordering.
Reassess Our Healthcare Plan
There are two different boardgames you'll need to study; one has pieces with names similar to what you see, and one has pieces with shapes similar to what you see.
The letter-arrow combinations should help you assign a number to each picture; apply that number to the name of the picture (from the first game).
Your shapes should be symmetrically placed on the board (from the second game). If they're not, you may have misidentified some shapes, or you may have the wrong version of the game.
Reorganize Management
The left column clues appear in the grid in one direction; the right column clues appear in another.
Each grid has radial symmetry and one unclued answer in a prominent position.
The six unclued answers can be arranged into pairs with something in common, cluing a trio with something in common.
Replace The Workforce
These are cryptic crossword clues. If you don't know what that means, you're going to want to read up on them before attempting to solve this puzzle.
If you place the clue answers in the right places, you should see some repetitive and suggestive behavior in the shaded squares.
The shaded squares establish a pattern; continue that pattern, and don't be afraid to stop.
Take The Money And Run
This is the metapuzzle, so you'll need the answers to the other eight puzzles to solve it.
The given diagram will help you decide how to order your answers (based on certain halves of them), and it also suggests something to look for in the other halves.
If the diagram encourages you to modify the puzzle answers in a certain way, and the result looks like gibberish, try reading in a different order.