Amazon

It takes a lot for Amazon's servers to malfunction. Worst-case scenario: If eighteen people named Pat Smith ask for product recommendations at the exact same time, chances are the site will mix them all up and get each one just a little bit wrong.

• 0393079688
• 3837092198
• 1400674568
• 1584656753
• 0396287059
• 0041689122
• 0312349291
• 1416596597
• 0481298271
• 0143116824
• 0873387332
• 1680785115
• 1559394654
• 1151298130
• 5586487892
• 0374317063
• 0470501434
• 1580301528

• Pat A. Smith, who is an e-mail chain letter forger
• Pat B. Smith, who thinks Chicken Little had a good point
• Pat C. Smith, who has been on a diet for more than four days
• Pat D. Smith, who genetically engineers giant crops
• Pat E. Smith, who tries to detect where parades have occurred
• Pat F. Smith, who is a superheroine with a raygun
• Pat G. Smith, who attends drunkenness competitions
• Pat I. Smith, who thinks Dumbledore should have been spared
• Pat K. Smith, who takes first-graders spelunking
• Pat L. Smith, who furnishes bedrooms for millionaires
• Pat M. Smith, who thinks Letterman was better as a DJ
• Pat N. Smith, who delivers food to Rapunzel
• Pat O. Smith, who is an apartment cleaner that can't speak
• Pat P. Smith, who a drum major for the Cornell marching band
• Pat Q. Smith, who spends all year looking forward to Halloween
• Pat V. Smith, who creates murals on the floors of swimming pools
• Pat W. Smith, who needs an idea to win the Trojan War
• Pat Y. Smith, who plays offense on the soccer field

Back to Main Page