"Ah, the Chaotic Midwives," Stopheles purrs, amused by his pet name for the team. "They insisted on their ridiculously long parody team name, and I felt this was an appropriately ironic way for them to spend the rest of time."

"You know, five days ago, one of the team members had the nerve to ask us to put fewer words in the tank," says Blackwell, rolling his eyes.

"We graciously lessened the number of words, but we increased the quantity of letters per word as compensation," giggles Blancwell, smirking.

"Irony is a specialty of ours," Stopheles says with pride, shaking Amittai Axelrod off his ankle before Amittai disappears under a wave of RECTIONs and BABEWYNERYs. Studying the pool, the contents don't seem to be distributed as randomly as you'd think. In fact, you think you can read some coherent English in the words, though there sure are a lot of them...

• Song which is performed by a band whose name is the same as the movie character played by a cartoon character named after the person who was the first correct million-dollar answer ever given by an American game show contestant, and which in its title references a film in which Anthony Michael Hall's character is dubbed the same nickname Damian Mcknight was credited with on a TV show

• Prequel to the children's book which was adapted into a musical which debuted in December 2005 at the same venue that currently hosts the next-longest-running theatrical production in the world after the Boston production that shares a venue with Blue Man Group

• Band which released a 1999 album with the same name as a 1983 album which included a hit song with the same title as the song which appears on the winner of the 2005 Grammy for Best Rock Album right before the winner of the 2006 Grammy for Record of the Year

• 2006 film with a title character played by an actor who plays a character in a 2007 movie musical with the same profession as a title character in that musical who is played by the same actor who played a title character in an Oscar-winning 1994 film featuring a 1995 inductee into the WWF Hall of Fame

• 1996 film in which the main character's name can be formed phonetically by taking the name of the character played in three films by the actor who first says the name of the title character in the highest-grossing film of 2002 and adding the first name of a character in a film named after a rap song covered by Dynamite Hack, played by an actor who vowed he would never do another comedy before appearing in both Norbit and Daddy Day Camp

• Film which features an actor who was nominated for a BAFTA award for a film with a title which is the same as the name of the band that wrote more than a dozen songs for a Dunkin' Donuts ad campaign, and which also features the actor who first played the character portrayed in a 2006 film by the actor who as of December 2007 has hosted more episodes of Saturday Night Live than anyone else

• Song which is the fourth track on the second disc of a double album on which the fourth track of the first disc has a chorus which is virtually identical to the chorus of the second single from a 1998 album from which the first single features the same eighties rock sample as the first track on a 2006 American release by Puffy AmiYumi

• Book which was covertly purchased in the second episode of a TV series with a theme song which was a cover of the second track of an album which features on its cover the namesake of the awards given by the Mystery Writers of America, and which also features on its cover a playwright who is the title character of a play by a playwright who directed a film which premiered on the opening night of the 2002 Sundance Film Festival

• Band that performed a song which was featured in a 2006 video game and which has a title that unexpectedly appeared during a 1998 television performance by a musician who was portrayed in a 2007 film by an actress who won an Oscar for portraying an actress who was only present to receive 25% of her Best Actress Oscars

• Song with lyrics that mention a real-life character portrayed in a 2000 film by an Oscar-winning actor who played a character named Duncan in a movie with the same name as a U.S. state which borders Canada, and also more prominently mention a musician who wrote the music to a musical from the 1950s whose lyricist wrote the music to a musical revived in 2004 in which a character records a message to the aforementioned musician

• Original title of an 1886 novella by an author whose first novel was adapted into a 1996 film directed by the son of the director of a 1986 film which features the musician whose lyrics are prominently featured in the sixth episode of the first season of a cartoon in which an irradiated scientist was voiced in two episodes by a comedian who claims to hold a D.F.A.

• 2007 film in which a title character's wife is played by an actress who won a Golden Globe for performing on a current television series which features an actor who played one of a matching set of body parts in a film made for a theme park ride for which the matching body part was played by an actor who played a recurring Saturday Night Live character whose catch phrase includes the name of a character who sings the seventh song on the soundtrack of an animated film from which Robin Williams performed a nominated song on an Oscars broadcast despite the fact that he was not in the film

• 1995 film directed by the director of a 1992 film featuring an actor who appears in a current television series as the brother of a character played by an actor who appeared in a previous television series as the nephew of a character played by an actor who portrayed a special agent in the fourth film in a horror series in which the first film featured an actor who played the title role in a 1993 Mel Brooks comedy

• Play which features the fictional characters whose collective name is phonetically the same as the collective name of two brothers who wrestled each other at the WWE pay-per-view event where the first ever Undisputed Champion was determined, and which was written by a playwright who in a 1989 film with a title containing the names of two comic magicians played a character with a name which is the same as the title of a double-platinum album by dc Talk

• Film prominently featured in the twelfth episode of the eighth season of a TV series that takes place in a setting named after the first song on the second side of the second solo album by the original lead singer of a band whose self-titled album was officially produced by a man whose name inspired the name of a band who performed the theme song to a television show in which the title character's father is played by an actor who played a character named Mathesar in a 1999 film

• Second song on the debut album of a band who won the MTV Video Music Award for Video of the Year five years after that award went to a song from the soundtrack of a film in which the male lead sings the opening track of the self-titled album by an artist whose middle name is the name of a 1997 film in which the title character's father is portrayed by an actor who played another character in the same year who was only identified by the last letter of the Canadian alphabet

• Band that performed a song which Weird Al Yankovic parodied with a song about a film which won an Oscar for the director of a film in which a character named George was portrayed by an actor who in 2000 and 2003 played a character with the same name as a 1934 novel by the author who wrote the novel which was adapted into the first film directed by the father of the actress who played a character named Etheline in a 2001 film

• Film in which a character with a hyphenated first name is played by an actor who played the brother of a character with identical first and last names who was played by an actor who played a band manager in a 1982 film based on an album by a band that originally performed the only two songs ever recorded by a band who recorded those songs for the soundtrack of a film in which Jon Stewart played a character whose last name is a unit of measurement

• Opening track on the first gold album achieved by a band that performed on Saturday Night Live with a guest percussionist who in 2005 played a character who played a character that was previously played by an actor who played a character on The Twilight Zone who tosses a coin that lands neither heads nor tails