Lego My Ego
You didn't realize anyone had to go to school in hell; well, apart from those correspondence courses. Yet here you are in the Infinite Classroom, with an endless (and physically impossible) sea of blackboards lining the walls. The members of Lego My Ego are at the boards, frantically erasing bits of text and trying to write on blackboards that keep shattering in front of them.
"You really don't know what these people are being punished for, do you?" Stopheles asks, noting your confusion.
"Are you kidding? The spelling of their team name illuminates an utter disregard for the English language," Blackwell spits disdainfully.
"Indeed, this team constantly blasphemed in their manipulation of letters--and I use the past tense intentionally," Blancwell agrees.
"I'm a fair man, and I told these offenders I'd be happy to let them go as soon as they correct some errors on these boards. Unfortunately," Stopheles laughs as yet another blackboard breaks into pieces, "they haven't been very successful." Looking for clues, you stare thoughtfully at the writing on the blackboards, as well as the shards of slate covering the floor.
- Drive forward
- Northern nation
- Iron
- Cook with direct heat
- Judas Priest singer
- Error
- Fraidy-cat
- Bloom
- Spend sparingly
- Type of wasp
- Exterminating ghosts?
- Warnings
- Starship captain
- Shorebird
- Limited
- Kind of tire
- Famous ferryman
- Famous gangster
- Campaigns
- Sincere
- Scholar
- Home
- Genteel
- Yokel
- Able to read a language
- Able to speak a language
- Oscar winner Jason
- City in England or Rhode Island
- Bailing without notice (slang)
- Egregious
- Recite
- Allow
- Part of a bookcase
- Area of a hospital devoted to bovine patients
- Basketball official whose pay is docked for violating league policy
- Direction in guitar music to raise all notes by a half step
- Do enough work to deserve a new home (assuming you are a bird)
- Don't put anything into a metal container
- Female creature that helps shoemakers
- Fictional tree-creature that lives in your chimney
- Give wavy hair to everyone at the Mystery Hunt
- Gross from a 2007 Stephen King adaptation
- Hypothetical headline about the end of Arafat's group
- In ar's place, alphabetically
- In favor of a German car maker
- Insect living in Peru in the 15th century
- Jack, queen, or king, aesthetically speaking
- Like, totally awesome control device that you turn
- Lunch packed for a spelunking expedition
- Manufactured by two car makers, one based in Dearborn
- Mechanism for catching falling bugles and euphoniums
- Mischievous child on the slopes
- Money given by the government to design a national symbol
- Nickname for the top seller of antiaircraft weaponry
- One with an unsettled tab at Mel's Diner
- Poem exalting all blood types
- Price per cubic decimeter
- Result of angering a bumblebee on the ride to school
- Scorch the surface of President Reagan
- Sexy hunk of man played by Freeman opposite Deschanel
- Slick substance extracted from a male sibling
- Slight spasm caused by the presence of iron oxide
- Steal lutes and poetry, perhaps
- Way into a sheltered inlet
- What happens when Didi Pickles can't officiate her kids' ballgame
- When you get free fish parts at the ballpark